isn't it all kind of bullshit, friend?
My hippie friend Susie Cagle thinks juice cleanses are stupid. So she’s trying one for 30 days. So now I’m reading the only ever readable account of “juicing.”
This is interesting and all, but kind of bullshit. If you’re really doing a juice cleanse, you don’t eat peanut butter or avacados or a freaking bowl of cherrios. And you certainly don’t drink coffee every day. Experiment fail. Sounds more like an anorexia blog.
This is totally true, astute internet reader (though it should be noted that I never in fact ate any “avacados” or “cherrios” HA). I wonder if you in fact have ventured upon a 30 day juice cleanse? That shit is rough. There is no single day where I set out to eat food besides the juice, or of course drink coffee. This is obviously also a test of willpower, which is clearly something I’m working on.
But I’m also genuinely curious how 100 calories of peanut butter undoes all the healthfulness of the juice fast? If that shit is so tenuous, maybe I’m still proving my point about its efficacy. I’m still ingesting all of those fruits and vegetables, all of that nutrition, and it’s not like I’m snacking on cupcakes.
And really, speaking of shit, it’s not like I’ve seen much of that lately, so I’ve got to think something is “working”.
